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You know that joke sign some places have that say "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy"? Well, I just earned half of that on my My Panera card:

Naturally, titled the picture "CanIHaveAPuppyToo.png" 8:-D And the little girl looks a little like I wish I did.
I'd ask for a puppy too, but that would cost extra at the 'partment, and I'm the only one in the collective who wants a dog. The only one who really likes dogs. Most of the others might tolerate one, but Alex would throw lots of big hissy fits! I think maybe he's a kitty cat, deep down.
So let's see... that makes me the only person in the collective who likes country music and the only one who likes dogs. I'm the weirdo in a group of weirdos! :-D
*Starts singing "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"*

Naturally, titled the picture "CanIHaveAPuppyToo.png" 8:-D And the little girl looks a little like I wish I did.
I'd ask for a puppy too, but that would cost extra at the 'partment, and I'm the only one in the collective who wants a dog. The only one who really likes dogs. Most of the others might tolerate one, but Alex would throw lots of big hissy fits! I think maybe he's a kitty cat, deep down.
So let's see... that makes me the only person in the collective who likes country music and the only one who likes dogs. I'm the weirdo in a group of weirdos! :-D
*Starts singing "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"*