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I was just lookin for some other magazines and happened to find my American Girl magazine from August. I started looking at the Help! column in the back. One girl was talking about being afraid of bees, and how she's scared of them, and whoever answers for the magazine told her to remain calm because they won't hurt you unless they feel threatened. And I said aloud, "Yup. Most bees will leave you alone if you don't freak out. Except the Africanized killer bees, those will swarm you by the thousands and probably sting you to death." So... I probably shouldn't be giving advice. :-D

But another one said her friends were in a crappy "band" and she didn't want to be in it, but was feeling left out. The magazine's response was a bit dull. I would have answered, "If you don't want to be in the band itself, join in by being their manager. You get to be paid to tell everyone how great they are and get them playing at places. And if you're good enough at managing, it won't matter how bad they are, cuz you can always use an autotuner on them."
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Saw this at IKEA a week or so back:


(Stupid cache, keeps showing me the picture on its side sometimes, upright other times.)


Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:54
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You know that joke sign some places have that say "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy"? Well, I just earned half of that on my My Panera card:

Free espresso! )

I'd ask for a puppy too, but that would cost extra at the 'partment, and I'm the only one in the collective who wants a dog. The only one who really likes dogs. Most of the others might tolerate one, but Alex would throw lots of big hissy fits! I think maybe he's a kitty cat, deep down.

So let's see... that makes me the only person in the collective who likes country music and the only one who likes dogs. I'm the weirdo in a group of weirdos! :-D

*Starts singing "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"*

New content!

Saturday, 12 September 2009 19:12
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I admit, I had pretty much given up on this. But someone donated $5 to my emergency fund, and I already had this recorded and waiting, so here I give you Celebrity Interview with Vick Shunnel! Today, Vick interviews Maggie McIntosh, the Discordian Grim Reaper arrested on suspicion of being a serial killer (she's innocent, though, of the crime). Maggie McIntosh is voiced by Lilla Elteto.

You might need to turn the volume up.



Transcript under the cut )
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Heather Alexander does a lot of war songs, but also does kids songs too. She had "March of Cambreadth" and a kids song about a happenin' frog on one of her albums, and a comment by a fan that they were singing March of Cambreadth to the tune of the happenin' frog song made another person realize it could go the other way. And Heather Alexander liked the idea so much that she put the happenin' frog song to the tune of March of Cambreadth:

It's not actually the one song scanning to the other, more of a filk, but hilarious.

For reference, March of Cambreadth:

The Happenin' Frog: Frog.mp3 (And in case that doesn't work: ) Pretty cute song!


Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:36
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Downloaded iTunes today so I could get podcasts. Been wandering around the kids section, found this funny one called Molly And The Sugar Monster. It stars young Molly and her friends. The Sugar Monster keeps trying to get kids to not eat healthy, and Molly and her friends do the opposite. I listened to a few episodes, it's hilarious! I've subscribed.
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I was on my friendslist and stumbled upon this audio parody of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It's hilarious! Fans of Monty Python ought to like it, too. :-)

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I made a playlist of all the episodes of The Big Comfy Couch in order! As many as I could find, anyway. There are some missing, and the internet gives me conflicting information about how many seasons there were and what order the episodes were in. So if you can help me improve it, I would greatly appreciate that!

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This is funny! Spread it around if you like it!

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This was a video reply to "Kittens inspired by Kittens," which I posted earlier:

"It may be controversial, but I love him!"
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Ricky Gervais (a comedian) and Elmo have fun doing an interview together:


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